>>886924 I'll tell ya, my wife, she's no bargain either. I told her, "You know, I think the kids are spoiled." She said, "No, all kids smell that way."

>>886924 Sometimes when I’m lonely, I shave one of my legs so it feels like I’m sleeping with a woman

How long would it take to suck all the dicks in human history?

According to Weforum.com, there have been a total of 117 billion people in human history. The ratio of men to women has been consistently about 1:1 so we can assume there have been around 585 billion men since the start of humanity. The average time that it takes to complete a blowjob has been found to be 9 minutes and 30 seconds. The amount of men who have non functional penises is negligible, so it will not be taken into account for our calculations. if we were to convert 9 minutes and 30 seconds to 570 seconds, and multiply this by 585 billion, we'd get 333,450,000,000,000 seconds, this converts to 922,50,00,000 hours, 10,573,630 years, and 105,736 centuries. The average human life spans for 70.6 years. meaning it would take 149,768 people who are selflessly goblin glizzy from birth to death in order to get every dick in human history sucked. If YOU had bravely stepped up in the name of this cause when you were born, you could have sucked a total of 0.0007% of gods given glizzys by the time you died. So please, encourage your friends and loved ones to join the cause and spread the word.