hahhahhahh that's a good one lool kek
A man walks into a bar and orders a 21-year-old whiskey
He takes a sip and then spits it out.
"I asked for a 21-year-old, this is 18 years! I'm not paying! Give me a 12-year-old cognac."
The bartender serves him, and the man spits it out again.
"This is only 10 years! I'm not paying!"
The bartender starts getting frustrated. After more and more drinks with the same reaction, the bartender serves another one and says:
"This one's on the house."
The man takes a sip and immediately spits it out.
"This tastes like piss!"
"Now tell me, how old am I?"
yet another one yeah
An engineer, a biologist, and a mathematician are standing outside of an empty house. As they wait, they see two people walk in. A few minutes later, three people come out.
Комментарий №526528 R0 ответить 07 Августа, 2024 13:49 ОП Ответы:>>526533 'The engineer says, "Oh ok, our original assumption was wrong."
The biologist says, "No, they reproduced."
The mathematician says, "Guys, it's obvious. Now, if one person goes into the house, it'll be empty again."