One friday night a guy is feeling lonely and decides to stop by the corner where he knows prostitutes tend to hang around. Standing right on the corner, a somewhat attractive girl is waiting. The man figures that she will do, and he walks right up to her.

Guy: “Hello ma’am, i’m seeking a service that I believe you might provide” he says lowering his voice.

Prostitute: “What can I do for ya” she lets out seductively.

Guy: “Are you any good at handjobs?”

The prostitute looks down the street at a shiny Harley Motorcycle propped up on its stand next to the curb.

Prostitute: “See that bike down there? I bought that with money I’ve gotten solely off giving handjobs”

The man pays the lady and a little bit later, after she finished up the handjob in his car, the man leans back with a smile on his face and lets out a happy sigh.

Guy: “WOW, that was the best handjob i’ve ever had! Do you do blow jobs as well?”

The prostitute looks down the street opposite of the motorcycle, at a brand-new and shiny looking Mustang convertible.

Prostitute: “Well in fact, i bought that Mustang down there with money I earned off giving blow jobs alone” she says with a sly grin.

Sure enough the man pays up and after a little while she finishes up with the blowjob in his car. The man is in disbelief.

Guy: “I can’t believe it! That is by far the best blowjob i’ve ever had!” he lets out.

Guy: “Look with how good you are at hand jobs and blow jobs, i can’t imagine how good your pussy is!” he says excitedly.

The prostitute looks out across the street at a large and modern looking apartment complex.

Guy: “No way?! Are you about to tell me that you bought that apartment complex, just by selling your pussy?!”

Prostitute: “Well if I had a pussy, I would damn sure buy that apartment complex!”